Verbal Diarrhea Alert

A Verbal Diarrhea Alert has been issued for the DLO reading area.  Today’s oral defecation comes to us not just from one but from many — The Congressional Black Caucus.  Also known as commie boot licking useful idiots, some CBC members made a trek to Havana to sip a few mojitos, smile at the quaint natives, and continue Obama’s meme of blaming the United States for every evil.

However, no visit to Havana could be complete without a meeting with Murder, Inc. — the Castro brothers.  Here they are hanging on little brother’s every word (indulging in a little verbal diarrhea himself, no doubt) . . . . .

The Underboss getting his tribute.

Now, no visit to Cuber would be complete for these fellow travelers without an audience with The Don himself, El Coma Andante.  So, without any further ado, the diarrhea:

“It was quite a moment to behold,” Lee said, recalling her moments with Castro.

“It was almost like listening to an old friend,” said Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Il.), adding that he found Castro’s home to be modest and Castro’s wife to be particularly hospitable.

“In my household I told Castro he is known as the ultimate survivor,” Rush said.

Rep. Laura Richardson (D-Ca.) said Castro was receptive to President Obama’s message of turning the page in American foreign policy.

“He listened. He said the exact same thing” about turning the page “as President Obama said,” said Richardson.

Richardson said Castro knew her name and district. “He looked right into my eyes and he said, ‘How can we help? How can we help President Obama?'”

Yeah, right.  And if you believe that, then sunshine and bunny rabbits are about to hop out of his surgically repaired ass.

But, my friends, all is not lost.  Someone does get it.  Let’s wipe diarrhea with the venerable Thomas Sowell . . . .

How a man who holds the entire population of a country as his prisoners, and punishes the families of those who escape, can be admired by people who call themselves liberals is one of the many wonders of the human mind’s ability to rationalize. Yet such is the case with Fidel Castro.

More from Sowell (emphasis mine):

Barack Obama seems determined to repeat every disastrous mistake of the 1930s, at home and abroad. He has already repeated Herbert Hoover’s policy of raising taxes on high income earners, FDR’s policy of trying to micro-manage the economy and Neville Chamberlain’s policy of seeking dialogues with hostile nations while downplaying the dangers they represent.

Bravo!

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This Verbal Diarrhea Alert is so unbelievably surreal, that Obi Wan (aka Iowahawk) doesn’t even find the need to editorialize.

Ladies and Gentlemen… The Esteemed Gentlewoman from the Great State of Florida…. The United States Congresswoman, representing the people of the 3rd Congressional District. The never underestimated, always insightful… Ms. Corrine Brown!!!!”

She is now serving in her 8th session of Congress. EIGHTH! 

Ho. Lee. Crap.

Verbal Diarrhea Alert

The effusive spew of the terminally insane continues…

The ever dependable Roseanne Barr posits that Israel is the new Nazi State.

(WARNING – Link takes you to the moron’s site… please apply generous amounts of Purell to your eyes prior to returning to the DLO)

Verbal Diarrhea Alert

A Verbal Diarrhea Alert has been issued for the DLO reading area.  Please take cover.

Today’s oral sphincter spew comes from the Queen of the Moonbats, former Congresswoman and Green Party candidate, Cynthia McKinney.  (Remember when she slapped a U.S. Capitol cop?  High comedy.)

Cynthia is attending an “international conference” in the Tropical Workers’ Paradise of Cuba.  She is just thrilled to be in Cuba Libre where the oppressed people still have their dignidad.  Yet, Fidel and Co. are not the oppressors — we are!  Yes, America is Cuba’s oppressor and Obama’s election was all about giving us Americans the same dignidad . . . .

I really do believe that this last election was about people in our country trying to have a little of that dignidad and feeling of Cuba Libre. But given the assassination attempts and the continued occupation of Guantanamo Bay, and the multiple acts of terror sponsored by our government to destabilize this idyllic, yet tough minded island people, it must be clear that dignidad is not something one can get on the cheap.

Lenin said that communism would be aided by “useful idiots”.  Well, it seems he was mostly right.  They are also enthusiastically aided by dumbasses and douchebags.

All the crazy you can stand can be found here.

H/T Babalu

Verbal Diarrhea Alert!

I'm a tool!

By LAMayor

A VDA has been issued for the DLO reading area.  Today’s oral deuce dropping comes from a man who never met an America-hating dictator he didn’t like . . . . Jeff Spicoli, er, Sean Penn.

I sat on the edge of my bed with my wife, son, and daughter, tears streaming down my face, as Barack Obama spoke for the first time as the President-Elect of the United States of America. I closed my eyes and started to see a film in my head. I could hear the music too, appropriately the Dixie Chicks covering a Fleetwood Mac song over slow-motion images in montage. There they were: Bush, Hannity, Cheney and McCain, Limbaugh, Robertson, Luis Posada Carilles…I saw them all. And the song was rising as the image of Sarah Palin took over the screen, Natalie Maines sweetly sang,

“And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills till the landslide brought me down.

Landslide brought me down…”

And so, we should hope, will go what remains of this, our mountain of snakes.

If you’re a self-loathing masochist, read “Sean Penn Goes to Venezuela and Cuba and Proclaims Them Good!” here.  It drips with enough narcissistic stupidity to make Jimmy Carter jealous.

Verbal Diarrhea Alert

By LAMayor

An ongoing feature at DLO is the Verbal Diarreah Alert.  We will alert you whenever a public figure has an oral bowel movement of such magnitude that you must be warned.

Today’s fecal deposit is courtesy of our erstwhile veep, Al Gore . . . .

As we move towards solving the climate crisis, we need to remember the consequences to civilizations that refused to take environmental concerns seriously.

It seems the Mayans never read his book nor saw An Inconvienient Lie, er, Truth.