Verbal Diarrhea Alert

The effusive spew of the terminally insane continues…

The ever dependable Roseanne Barr posits that Israel is the new Nazi State.

(WARNING – Link takes you to the moron’s site… please apply generous amounts of Purell to your eyes prior to returning to the DLO)

Coming to the Mic…DJ J-MART!

All the bitches in da house yell "Crowe"

by cacoop

From the “Jim Martin – iTunes Essentials” collection: 

1. Ludacris – “Southern Gangsta”
2. N.W.A. – “F*** tha Police”
3. The Notorious B.I.G. – “Nasty Girl”
4. 50 Cent – “P.I.M.P”
5. Tupac – “The Realist Killaz”
6. Snoop Dog – “Gin and Juice”
7. The Game – “Ol’ English”
8. Jay-Z – “Swagga Like Us”

Politics makes strange bedfellows indeed.

Hey Hollywood… How bout this for a pitch?

by cacoop

Here is a great idea for a War on Terror Bio-Pick:

The unbelievable, seemingly impossible, true story of a young, Chuck Norris’ Roundhouse Ass Kicking, Marine Marksman who goes 20 for 20, under heavy fire, while fighting off 250 Insurgents with his 29 brethren Marines.

Oh, that’s right… Might actually make money, rather than flop.  Don’t want to be war profiteers now, do we?

The Silver Star better be on order:

During the battle, the designated marksman single handedly thwarted a company-sized enemy RPG and machinegun ambush by reportedly killing 20 enemy fighters with his devastatingly accurate precision fire. He selflessly exposed himself time and again to intense enemy fire during a critical point in the eight-hour battle for Shewan in order to kill any enemy combatants who attempted to engage or maneuver on the Marines in the kill zone. What made his actions even more impressive was the fact that he didn’t miss any shots, despite the enemies’ rounds impacting within a foot of his fighting position.

God Bless the USMC.

H/T Ace.