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Verbal Diarrhea Alert

Posted: April 7, 2009 by lamayor in Communism, Cuba, Dems, US House, Verbal Diarrhea

A Verbal Diarrhea Alert has been issued for the DLO reading area.  Today’s oral defecation comes to us not just from one but from many — The Congressional Black Caucus.  Also known as commie boot licking useful idiots, some CBC members made a trek to Havana to sip a few mojitos, smile at the quaint natives, and continue Obama’s meme of blaming the United States for every evil.

However, no visit to Havana could be complete without a meeting with Murder, Inc. — the Castro brothers.  Here they are hanging on little brother’s every word (indulging in a little verbal diarrhea himself, no doubt) . . . . .

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The Underboss getting his tribute.

Now, no visit to Cuber would be complete for these fellow travelers without an audience with The Don himself, El Coma Andante.  So, without any further ado, the diarrhea:

“It was quite a moment to behold,” Lee said, recalling her moments with Castro.

“It was almost like listening to an old friend,” said Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Il.), adding that he found Castro’s home to be modest and Castro’s wife to be particularly hospitable.

“In my household I told Castro he is known as the ultimate survivor,” Rush said.

Rep. Laura Richardson (D-Ca.) said Castro was receptive to President Obama’s message of turning the page in American foreign policy.

“He listened. He said the exact same thing” about turning the page “as President Obama said,” said Richardson.

Richardson said Castro knew her name and district. “He looked right into my eyes and he said, ‘How can we help? How can we help President Obama?'”

Yeah, right.  And if you believe that, then sunshine and bunny rabbits are about to hop out of his surgically repaired ass.

But, my friends, all is not lost.  Someone does get it.  Let’s wipe diarrhea with the venerable Thomas Sowell . . . .

How a man who holds the entire population of a country as his prisoners, and punishes the families of those who escape, can be admired by people who call themselves liberals is one of the many wonders of the human mind’s ability to rationalize. Yet such is the case with Fidel Castro.

More from Sowell (emphasis mine):

Barack Obama seems determined to repeat every disastrous mistake of the 1930s, at home and abroad. He has already repeated Herbert Hoover’s policy of raising taxes on high income earners, FDR’s policy of trying to micro-manage the economy and Neville Chamberlain’s policy of seeking dialogues with hostile nations while downplaying the dangers they represent.

Bravo!

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Step 1: Go to Iowahawk.

Step 2: Read the often astonishing, always hilarious, post du jour.

Step 3: Clean (spewed coffee / chewed up bagel pieces / snot) off of monitor screen.

Step 4: Shamelessly create post linking his brilliance.

Step 5: Welcome visitors (even those who don’t poke around)

Let’s try it out…

ATTENTION!

This Verbal Diarrhea Alert is so unbelievably surreal, that Obi Wan (aka Iowahawk) doesn’t even find the need to editorialize.

Ladies and Gentlemen… The Esteemed Gentlewoman from the Great State of Florida…. The United States Congresswoman, representing the people of the 3rd Congressional District. The never underestimated, always insightful… Ms. Corrine Brown!!!!”

She is now serving in her 8th session of Congress. EIGHTH! 

Ho. Lee. Crap.

Ouch! My eyes! Please make it stop!

Posted: January 15, 2009 by lamayor in Dems, Silliness, US House

I have nothing to say other than that Henry Waxman (VLD*, CA) must be one of the ugliest mofos I have ever seen.  This could be classified as a Visual Diarrhea Alert.

*VLD — Very Liberal Democrat

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Naming names… UPDATED

Posted: December 11, 2008 by cacoop in Bailout, Economy, Politics, RINOS, Senate, US House

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RINO ALERT!

32 “Distinguished” Republican Congressmen voted in favor for the automotive bailout bill.  If your “representative” made the list, why don’t you give them a little shout out and tell them how you feel about their little Christmas Present to the UAW?

Time to get on the phone folks.  Call your Senators NOW and insist they support the planned Republican filibuster!

H/T Crystal Clear Conservative

<UPDATE>

Just say no to compromise.  The last time we “compromised” got a $700B crap sandwich.  No thank you.