Archive for the ‘Silliness’ Category

Catfight!

Posted: June 8, 2009 by lamayor in Silliness

Angry Michelle

Michelle looks pissed, doesn’t she?  What’s wrong?   Are Carla’s shoes cuter than yours?

Caption Contest – Come up with the best caption.  Winner wins our esteem and applause.

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dummies-man

Step 1: Go to Iowahawk.

Step 2: Read the often astonishing, always hilarious, post du jour.

Step 3: Clean (spewed coffee / chewed up bagel pieces / snot) off of monitor screen.

Step 4: Shamelessly create post linking his brilliance.

Step 5: Welcome visitors (even those who don’t poke around)

Let’s try it out…

ATTENTION!

This Verbal Diarrhea Alert is so unbelievably surreal, that Obi Wan (aka Iowahawk) doesn’t even find the need to editorialize.

Ladies and Gentlemen… The Esteemed Gentlewoman from the Great State of Florida…. The United States Congresswoman, representing the people of the 3rd Congressional District. The never underestimated, always insightful… Ms. Corrine Brown!!!!”

She is now serving in her 8th session of Congress. EIGHTH! 

Ho. Lee. Crap.

You may know him as Iowahawk…

Posted: March 20, 2009 by cacoop in Blogs, Obama, Silliness, The Presidency

… I refer to him as the guy that I would be totally hot for if I was gay.  

Which I am NOT!  (NTTAWWT)  But if I was…

Okay, wayyy too much information, I know.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Masterful Iowahawk.

Copyright 2009 - Iowahawk

Blog O’ the Day

Posted: March 19, 2009 by cacoop in Blogs, Obama, Silliness

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Barack’s Teleprompter

Priceless!

Ouch! My eyes! Please make it stop!

Posted: January 15, 2009 by lamayor in Dems, Silliness, US House

I have nothing to say other than that Henry Waxman (VLD*, CA) must be one of the ugliest mofos I have ever seen.  This could be classified as a Visual Diarrhea Alert.

*VLD — Very Liberal Democrat

waxman

Monday Morning Joy

Posted: December 22, 2008 by cacoop in Silliness

Too great.

 

H/T Jonah

Thursday Silliness

Posted: December 18, 2008 by lamayor in Obama, Silliness
"Sup, bitches!"

Mack Daddy Obama: He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman

By The Editors

<LANGUAGE WARNING>

A DLO Breaking News World Exclusive

OBAMA TO DELIVER INAUGURAL IN 1970’S LINGO

WASHINGTON, DC – President-elect Barack Obama today announced his intent to deliver his highly anticipated Inaugural Address in the long lost language of Jive.

Chief of Staff-designate, Rahm Emanuel, confirmed that the once popular language based on ghetto street lingo and popularized in the 1970’s by blaxploitation films is due for a comeback. “Jive was pushed aside by the emergence of hip hop, rap, and Ebonics,” stated Emanuel. “A key aspect of President Obama’s education reform will be to institute a mandatory JSL (Jive as a Second Language) curriculum.  What better event is there than this historic Inaugural Address to lay down da smack and front fo’ real, yo?”

Critics worried that this may lead to a degradation of English and pose a barrier to assimilation, especially among newly arrived immigrants. However, Obama’s announcement was met with cheers by many. Léroy Washington, a South Side Chicago resident, was jubilant. “Finally, we gots us a mofo who ain’t no jive turkey and can lay it down, dig me? He gonna catch us up on da’ rebound and change dis bitch!”

In a stirring speech at his transition headquarters Obama stressed Jive as an integral part of the country’s shared national heritage. He went on to dismiss fears that a Jive talking President may be viewed poorly by the America’s adversaries.  “Y’all just hang loose, bloods. My Mama didn’t raise no dummy. I dug her rap, yo. We gon’ lay it down fo’ sho’ on January 20th. Ain’t no chump gon’ be up in da White House. Shit. Cutty can hang!  Fuck wit me an’ I stick my foot up yo’ ass!”

Obama also hinted that the entertainment at his Inaugural Ball will be a decidedly different affair from previous Presidential parties. “This ain’t gon’ be no honky party like befo’.  We’uns gon’ get down, dig?  My ‘Sweet Baadasss Funky Get Down’ [Inaugural Ball] gots it a Clinton.  An’ shut yo’ mouth – ain’t gon’ be no pasty ass Bill neitha.  George muthafuckin’ Clinton and P-funk gon’ play dis bitch.”

When the press conference ended, Obama strutted out and high-fived his advisors as the Marine Band played Clinton’s classic, “Atomic Dog”.  While exiting, he was overheard asking Commerce Secretary-designate, Bill Richardson, to “gimme some skin” and told Emanuel to “next time get some hot ass Fox News bitches up in heah”.

In related news, Obama named Richard Roundtree of Shaft fame and Foxy Brown‘s Pam Grier to be the co-marshalls at the Inaugural Parade.  He also declared January to be “Isaac Hayes Heritage Month”.

Submitted with a wink and a nod to The Onion – ed.