Step 1: Go to Iowahawk.
Step 2: Read the often astonishing, always hilarious, post du jour.
Step 3: Clean (spewed coffee / chewed up bagel pieces / snot) off of monitor screen.
Step 4: Shamelessly create post linking his brilliance.
Step 5: Welcome visitors (even those who don’t poke around)
Let’s try it out…
This Verbal Diarrhea Alert is so unbelievably surreal, that Obi Wan (aka Iowahawk) doesn’t even find the need to editorialize.
Ladies and Gentlemen… The Esteemed Gentlewoman from the Great State of Florida…. The United States Congresswoman, representing the people of the 3rd Congressional District. The never underestimated, always insightful… Ms. Corrine Brown!!!!”
She is now serving in her 8th session of Congress. EIGHTH!
Ho. Lee. Crap.