Verbal Diarrhea Alert!

Posted: December 2, 2008 by lamayor in Communism, Latin America, Verbal Diarrhea
jeff-spicoli

I'm a tool!

By LAMayor

A VDA has been issued for the DLO reading area.  Today’s oral deuce dropping comes from a man who never met an America-hating dictator he didn’t like . . . . Jeff Spicoli, er, Sean Penn.

I sat on the edge of my bed with my wife, son, and daughter, tears streaming down my face, as Barack Obama spoke for the first time as the President-Elect of the United States of America. I closed my eyes and started to see a film in my head. I could hear the music too, appropriately the Dixie Chicks covering a Fleetwood Mac song over slow-motion images in montage. There they were: Bush, Hannity, Cheney and McCain, Limbaugh, Robertson, Luis Posada Carilles…I saw them all. And the song was rising as the image of Sarah Palin took over the screen, Natalie Maines sweetly sang,

“And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills till the landslide brought me down.

Landslide brought me down…”

And so, we should hope, will go what remains of this, our mountain of snakes.

If you’re a self-loathing masochist, read “Sean Penn Goes to Venezuela and Cuba and Proclaims Them Good!” here.  It drips with enough narcissistic stupidity to make Jimmy Carter jealous.

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